Its the thought that counts.

After spending all his money on booze,(Hungry) Duncan Disorderly  gets caught stealing a small jar of pickled eggs from a Kwiki Mart and is up in front of the judge the very next morning . the judge says " If you can tell me how many eggs are in the jar i will give you a week in jail for every one you get wrong," Duncan looks across at the jar of eggs on the table and says "There are seven eggs in the jar." The judge gets an officer to count the eggs and counts ten eggs." thats three weeks in jail for stealing ,I hope that'll make you think twice." Duncan Disorderly is smiling from ear to ear which puzzles the judge , the judge asks" Why the smile?" Duncan still smiling says " I was going to steal a tin of beans." 

Cute one......