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THE ALCOHOLIC CENTIPEDE

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KNOWFEAR Posted: Fri, Jul 11 2008 7:07 PM
Man See's ad in a pet shop ,Talking Centipede $5000. He buys it , takes it home and after an hour he opens the box and asks ."Would you like to go for a Beer"?The centipede does not answer so the man raises his voice and says "would you like to go for a Beer"?Still no answer so the man shouts as loud as he can "Would you like to go for a Beer"? At which the centipede popped its head out of the box and shouted back,"I heard you the first time,I'm puting my shoes on!"Big Smile
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paw replied on Fri, Jul 11 2008 8:52 PM
I should've seen through that one, but you got me........

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djnobody replied on Sat, Jul 12 2008 9:54 AM
totaly should of saw that comin :)

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KNOWFEAR replied on Sun, Jul 13 2008 6:17 PM
Thanks guys ,I just got the spell checker working and ran it over the above joke. "Oh My God". there are times I am grateful for anonymity and this has got to be one of them. I would just like to say FANX Big Smile
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paw replied on Sun, Jul 13 2008 7:06 PM
Pobody's Nerfect.......

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djnobody replied on Sun, Jul 13 2008 11:24 PM
lol spell checker so that's y it always gives me lil red lines!!!! ;)

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paw replied on Sun, Jul 13 2008 11:43 PM

I saw a T shirt last week and it was great!!         

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Clinton7980 replied on Mon, Jul 14 2008 7:09 PM
I saw a T-shirt last week with a slogan that has kept me laughing all week, but unfortunately it is not appropriate to say on this site!  Ha!  :)

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paw replied on Mon, Jul 14 2008 8:22 PM
Hey Clint, I have a couple of those.....

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Baby Bear replied on Mon, Jul 14 2008 11:36 PM

Ok Clint, guess ya got a lot of PMs to write. WHADIDITSAY????!!!

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KNOWFEAR replied on Tue, Jul 15 2008 7:27 PM
Guys stop it , PLEASE . I have not laughed so much in such a long time, my heart is pumping joy. Thank you ,Paw,Dj.Clint,BB for creating such a beautiful smile.Big Smile If your mind be a garden and every thought a seed may you always grow flowers and never grow weeds.
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CJlovestigger replied on Tue, Jul 15 2008 9:37 PM

Ok dammit...I need to know what the T-shirt said.....

 The last time I checked we did not censor on this site.

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Clinton7980 replied on Wed, Jul 16 2008 7:53 AM

LMAO!

Just send me a PM and I will share it with you ...  

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