Alcohol Warnings....

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

 

Save and except the pregnancy/ bra warnings, I am guilty of most of these.  Thanks for sharing :) . 

AND with the exception of pregnancy, I am guilty of ALL the above! 

Jhe T.

Okay, Okay.  I will be honest now.

Save and except the Pregnany and Bra/Panties warning, I am guilty of ALL of these too. 

LOL guys! Thanx for sharing. I too am guilty. Wouldn't have found recovery without these things and a lot more stupid things I've done in the past, so I am grateful.