A man walks into a bar with a wild look in his eye and says to the bartender "Give me 15 shots of your best scotch, quick!". The bartender pours 15 shots out on the bar, and the man takes them all one after another in rapid succession. After he finishes, the bartender turns to him, wide-eyed, and says "Jesus, I've never seen anybody drink like that!" The man smiles and says "Well, you'd drink that quickly too if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The man replies, smiling "Fifteen cents"
Marc "TheQleaner" FisherUnseen HeadThe Illuminati Order
Novus Ordo Seclorum
CUTE....
Ok Gang...this is the best one I've heard in a long time....
YOU ARE IN A CAR.....
In FRONT of you there is a horse....galloping at the same rate of speed as you are going and you can not over take him
BEHIND you is a Zebra....also going the same rate of speed as you are going
To your LEFT is a Firetruck...yep...going the same rate of speed and is right next to you
To your RIGHT is a 2 foot drop off
So......What do you do to get out of this dangerous situation?
> think about it...then scroll down
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You get your drunk ass off the merry-go around !!!!
CJlovestigger... I'm a work in progress
Awesome!!!
That is great. Thanks, Connie.
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