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Jhe T Posted: Thu, Jul 19 2007 1:57 PM

Here are some funny t-shirt slogans I've seen!  Please enjoy, GIGGLE  and share some that you've seen or come up with on your own!!! 

I have character defects and I'm not afraid to use them

Protected by Smith & Wilson

If your done taking my inventory maybe you could start making my amends

Don't whine to me ~ call your Sponsor

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Karebear replied on Thu, Jul 19 2007 2:08 PM
Those slogans are great Jhe T! Thanks for sharing! I've seen a couple of them. I have the cutest tank top that says "I may be an angel, but I am not your higher power. Recovery related merchandise is so fun!
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These are great!  Where do you find stuff like this?

Thanks for the giggle.

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Hey KareBear, I need one that says "I may be and angel, but you are NOT my higher power."

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paw replied on Thu, Jul 19 2007 3:31 PM

  I love this!!  Thanks for posting it.

  What do you mean it's not all about me?

  If you think that a lamp shade is a fashion statement, you might be an alcoholic.

  If dents mysteriously appear on your car and you have the only key, you might be an alcoholic.

  Recovery.  It's an inside job.


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This is all too funny!

Living a happy, joyous, and free life by embracing the mind, body, and spirit.

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My sponsor can beat up your sponsor.

I may not be much, but I am all I think about!

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"Don't F*&# with my serenity!"

 

....I like the sponsor one!

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paw replied on Fri, Jul 20 2007 6:07 AM

  Reality What a Concept!!

   Let go or get dragged!!
 

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one of my favorite ones is:

I HEAR VOICES AND THEY DONT LIKE YOU!!!!! LOL

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paw replied on Fri, Jul 20 2007 3:04 PM

  If you've ever had the operator trace your call to see where you are, you might be an alcoholic

 

   And this had nothing to do with recovery, but then maybe it does????

Your proctologist called, they've found your head...


 

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omg pawwwww to funny....

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Your proctologist called, they've found your head...

It has had a lot to do with my recovery!  Can't tell you how many times a good friend has said "Get your head out of your a**!"

Cheryl   Wink

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Jhe T replied on Sun, Jul 22 2007 6:00 PM

"Bill W. is a friend of mine"

"You sure look like you could use a meeting!"

"Step AWAY from the drama ~ and choose serenity"

 

 

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