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justonemore Posted: Sun, Jun 3 2007 1:43 PM
"Jealousy is nothing but aggressive self-pity"
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
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justonemore replied on Wed, Jun 6 2007 2:14 PM

About life:

 Pain is manditory, suffering is optional.

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
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Baby Bear replied on Wed, Jun 6 2007 2:33 PM
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results, but doing the same thing over and over when we know the results and doing it anyway is stupidity.Huh?

It's always OK in the end, if it's not, then it's not the end.

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justonemore replied on Wed, Jun 6 2007 2:46 PM
I'll never be able to drink successfully, and I will always think that I can.
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justonemore replied on Sun, Jul 15 2007 8:54 AM
Humility is not about frequently thinking less of me, it is about thinking of me less frequently.
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justonemore replied on Wed, Jul 18 2007 9:41 PM
"I may not always have what I want, but thank God I didn't get what I deserve."
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Karebear replied on Thu, Jul 19 2007 11:24 AM

Thouroughly have we see a person fail who rarely works a program.

God created spiritualality, man created religion.

I used to think that NA was my heart, now I realize that it gave me heart

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Jhe T replied on Thu, Jul 19 2007 1:52 PM

I LOVE this post!  We can build on this forever!  I keep a Recovery Journal that I take to each meeting and write down things I hear that I want to remember.   Here are a few.... 

"If you have a problem and you drink over it ~ you have two problems"

"Change is a process ~ not an event"

"A sure formula for failure is trying to please everyone"

"When we surrender to our Higher Power ~ the journey begins"

"Life is...drawing without an eraser"

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MaddieHairy replied on Thu, Jul 19 2007 2:01 PM

What a novel idea.  A Recovery Journal to take to meetings. 

So many journals, so little time!

Cheryl

 

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Bikergirlovinjesus replied on Thu, Jul 19 2007 2:07 PM

Angel    I WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU!!! MY   NAME IS CHERIE..IM NEW TO YOUR SOBER.COM....

You say: "It's impossible"

God says:  "With me all things are possible!"     Luke 18:27

Just a little message that keeps me going on..God Bless All, today I am 80 days sober, and I owe it all to Jesus!!!  Never been to a Meeting or Any Kind of Help EXCEPT JESUS....God Bless You All....Cherie   Bikergirlovinjesus

 

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Jhe T replied on Thu, Jul 19 2007 2:10 PM

Welcome Cherie and congratulations on your recovery time!  Please write a post about yourself to let us get to know you when you feel comfortable.  You can do so by clicking on the Newcomers Forum and find the box that says "write new post".

Great to have you aboard ~ so glad you found us!!!

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Karebear replied on Thu, Jul 19 2007 2:12 PM
Hello Cherie! Welcome! Congratulations on your 80 days! Keep coming back!
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MaddieHairy replied on Thu, Jul 19 2007 2:19 PM

Hi Cherie,  welcome to this forum.  Thanks for sharing and keep coming back!

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paw replied on Thu, Jul 19 2007 3:35 PM
  Hi Cherie glad to have you join our family.   As Jhe T suggested, feel free to share with us.  We have a group of wonderful people here on site.  Always have arms open for more. 

today is the next step in the journey......paw

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Jhe T replied on Thu, Jul 19 2007 5:01 PM
"If you don't scale the mountain ~ you can't see the view"

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