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OldSchoolGirl Posted: Sat, Oct 23 2004 5:43 AM
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down an dsees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stovve, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes into the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says,"Well you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies,"Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
A self-induced hangover----$100.00
Broken furniture----$200.00
Breakfast-----$10.00
Saying the right thing----priceless
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felipe d replied on Sat, Jan 1 2005 11:54 AM
lol. That is hilarious OSG keep em coming.
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gumball replied on Sat, Jan 22 2005 10:28 PM
love it
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amc replied on Wed, Dec 14 2005 3:44 PM
Yeah, that one rocked.
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David B replied on Wed, Dec 14 2005 4:22 PM
THAT IS REALLY COOL!!!!! THX
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Todd replied on Sat, Dec 17 2005 7:07 AM

Awesome!!!

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David B replied on Tue, Feb 26 2008 12:37 PM
Thats says it, "look ma, the wind stopped"
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onecrow replied on Tue, Mar 11 2008 3:42 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAA That is a good one A. onecrow

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Clinton7980 replied on Tue, Mar 11 2008 2:32 PM

I have to agree with you, it is great.

Welcome, onecrow, I hope to see you around.

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paw replied on Tue, Mar 11 2008 7:28 PM
  Hey welcome onecrow, and yeah, it's always easy to remember the answers to the questions if you just tell the truth.  Keep coming back

today is the next step in the journey......paw

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