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Karebear replied on Mon, Jul 23 2007 4:06 PM
These are all so great everyone! I have the most fun in recovery than I ever did using! Another good one I've seen is:" I sponsor hopeless cases, someone did for me" and "I'm saying something spiritual, stop looking at my chest"
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justonemore replied on Mon, Jul 23 2007 4:31 PM
The second one is priceless - it applies a little too often in the meetings that I go to.  Thanks KB! Embarrassed
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paw replied on Mon, Jul 23 2007 5:32 PM
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today is the next step in the journey......paw

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justonemore replied on Tue, Jul 24 2007 5:52 AM
That is great.  It reminds me of the days of the days of 'Lotus 1-2-3' and the related keystroke commands.  Am I showing my age? Geeked
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paw replied on Tue, Jul 24 2007 9:03 PM

Thou Shalt Not Snivel

All Conditions are Temporary 

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MaddieHairy replied on Fri, Jul 27 2007 12:05 PM
I don't have issues, I have a subscription!     Wink

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justonemore replied on Fri, Jul 27 2007 2:56 PM

Sobriety......priceless.

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MaddieHairy replied on Sun, Jul 29 2007 11:40 AM

People like you are why people like me need medication (I actually said that to someone once, yeah only once).

Don't sweat the petty stuff, don't pet the sweaty stuff.

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Jennifer143 replied on Mon, Jul 30 2007 12:52 PM

                     H.A.L.T. the War

                   (between your ears)

                 DO YOUR STEPS !!

Everything i've ever let go of has claw marks on it ! LOL

God grant me patience ....NOW !!!! LOL

" To thine own self be TRUE ! "
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Vicbowling replied on Tue, Dec 7 2010 7:26 PM

Wouldn't, "I don't have issues, I have a prescription" be funnier? Hey I could probably sell that to the drug rehab place that I went to. ;-)

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larrylive replied on Thu, Dec 9 2010 10:04 AM

Half measures of ale does nothing

 

(Half measures availed us nothing)

 

Tho' I am cut Iam not slain, so I shall lie down and bleed a bit and rise again to fight another day.

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Vicbowling replied on Wed, Mar 9 2011 1:19 PM

A woman can fake an orgasm, but a man can fake an entire relationship.

Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

We have to believe in free will. We have no choice.

 

Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares? - this was my philosophy before help from  drug rehab centers

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