Allergic to Alcohol

A couple of women who were coworkers went out dancing one night. When one of the women noticed the other wasn't drinking she asked her why she didn't let her hair down and relax for once and have a drink? The women had a very reasonable explanation, "I must be allergic to alcohol because everytime I drink I break out in spots....Las Vegas, New York, Houston....."

I love that one.

haha a friend of mine was like this she loved to drink whiskey an race her 16 wheeler (she had a fleet of them) but after too many she at times would find herself in another state/ country... kick in the pants even sober..

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The joke is funny - and very true!  

"Allergic to alcohol" - this is actually a pretty good excuse to give people.   A lot of people have real allergies to alcohol, and will breakout after just a drink.   Nobody has to know the real reason of why we choose not to drink, and I think this one is a pretty good one.   

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Ann

Brilliant ,Love It. There were times when I have been in the company of heavy drinkers and when asked why I'm not drinking I would say , I am allergic to alcohol, Every time I drink I break out in handcuffs and see flashing blue lights.

Ya! I break out in jails, institutions and death!!

Welcome kitsayu, did I get that right? Keep sharing with us. 

BB

Been there, done that.  Ha!

AND got the T-shirt!!